To avoid confusion, unhappiness, moaning, embarrassment and ill-fitting t-shirts here are some cold hard facts about the t-shirts for you the beloved consumer.
Although we are now making the move into American Apparel sweatshop free tees not all tees are printed on American Apparel so, sometimes the t-shirts we use vary in fit and fabric as they can come from a couple of different suppliers. This is not because we are inconsistent idiots. No, it's because the colours we need are not always available in our preferred manufacturer. We are planning to have our own custom t-shirts made soon, but in the meantime read the small print or forever suck in your belly wearing the wrong size.
T-shirts are printed on American Apparel, Murina and Continental branded tees. All t-shirt brands are exactly the same size although the cut varies slightly. Murina tend to have a slightly more generous girth than American Apparel and Continental, so boys if you like your tees roomy you might want to pick the next size up to your usual in a American Apparel/Continental tee.
| Size | Chest (1" below armhole) | Length |
| Bloke XL | 48" / 122cm | 32" / 82cm |
| Bloke L | 44" / 112cm | 31" / 78.5cm |
| Bloke M | 40" / 102cm | 29" / 74cm |
| Bloke S | 36" / 91.5cm | 27" / 69cm |
| Girly Large | 14 | |
| Girly Medium | 12 | |
| Girly S | 10 | |



